Meet ME!

Hi, I'm Richard Dick your self-appointed Head of B.S.

With years of experience saying a lot without really saying anything, I've truly mastered the art of corporate spin. I'm passionate about long meetings that could've been emails, buzzwords no one understands, and taking credit for other people's ideas.

I've built my career on overpromising, underdelivering, and calling it "strategic alignment." When I'm not disrupting workflows or leveraging synergies, you'll find me circling back on action points that never existed.

So, if you're here hoping I'll help you find a job or hire great talent, think again. I'm far too busy optimising the art of doing absolutely nothing.